Comedy 101: Akpos And The Mad Man

It was in d evening when akpos decided 2 eat with d only money
(#300).in his pocket.on reaching in the restaurant,he demanded #100
rice and #200 fish.one young man wearing a jacket that stood bsyd
him said.'man u eat badly.eat any tin u lyk i wil pay'.out of joy akpos
rushed d waiter and demand for a plate of rice dat worth #5000.as he
was eating he look up and see d same young man.'man i lyk 2 sit bsyd
my frnd when he is eating'.Akpos admitted him and give him a
seat.after somtym the young man said 2 akpos 'd u drink after
eating'.Akpos nodded.'go and collet 2 bottles of drink.after eating
akpos went and collect 2 bottles of drink,as he finished drinking d 1st
one 2 open d 2nd one his opener fell down he bend down 2 pick it what
d he saw.his friend did nt av any shoe and his trouser was tattered.(his
friend is a madman).the young man look at hm and smiled u are
dead.na u and ur God go take una eyes see wetin these ppl go d u'.
Don't laf Akpos is currently in police station for killing d mad man.